Score: 10

"Outstanding delivery, yet again"

submission: Ackbar : Thunderdonk

date: November 7, 2009

While this flash loaded, I hoped to myself "Gee, it would just totally make my day if there was a Queen Latifah reference/joke in this movie I'm about to watch!". When the end credits started rolling, I did everything in my power to hold back the tears due to my extreme disappointment. Suddenly, to my amazement, there it was in all its glory.

Thank you Ackbar, for delaying my inevitable suicide for another day.

P.S. I am pregnant with a Queen Latifah!

Score: 9

"This should have a higher score."

submission: The Room: The Musical

date: September 17, 2009

A fitting parody for a classically terrible movie.

The low rating probably reflects the possibility that no one has ever seen or heard of The Room before. I gave it a 5, though.

As always, you did a fine job parodying something without actually parodying it.

Great Job!

-T.

Score: 9

"Great start to the series!"

submission: Space Noodles - Pilot

date: August 16, 2009

You should definitely continue this into a series. It has a lot of potential. Love your art style, just need to work on the lip-syncing a bit. Great choice of music, by the way!

Oh, in the scene when he's looking through the space ship for stuff and he grabs all sorts of random stuff (bender's head, etc) was that origami unicorn a nod to Blade Runner?

Keep it up,
-T.

Score: 7

"Pretty good..."

submission: My name is Mud

date: August 12, 2009

...but it's no "Fur Burger" or "Buns of Steel". I still quote those on a daily basis.

Score: 6

"Great Potential"

submission: jet pack()

date: August 10, 2009

For your first flash game, this isn't too bad. With a little bit of polishing, I think this game could be really kickass.

First of all, the graphics on the guy is pretty good, but I felt the rest of it could have been better. The rings are okay, but the platforms look pretty awful. The background seemed kind of boring and disorienting if I accidentally flew out of view of the rings or a platform. Something simple like a few layers of clouds on the bottom edge of the screen would probably make it look better.

The sound was okay, but the ring sound from Sonic the Hedgehog seemed annoying as hell. The music was a little boring. However, the jetpack sounded really good!

I felt there was really no point in a scoring system. As long as you went through the ring, you got the points. Maybe make it so you have to fly through the rings in a specific order to get points from them. That would certainly add more of a challenge.

All in all, this a good start to a pretty sweet game. Hope my critique can help you improve upon it!

-T.

Score: 10

"Scared the shit outta my stepson."

submission: Midnight Visit

date: July 17, 2009

Watched it twice.

First time made him jump.

Second time made him cry.

He's 2.

I'm cruel.

Score: 10

"Someone's done their homework!"

submission: 8 Bit Pwny Club ep.1

date: June 28, 2009

Not only was the animation itself slick as can be, but it definitely hits home on a personal level for me. Somehow I knew what was gonna be #1 when I read "top 5 toilets in computer games".

Well done!

Score: 10

"Nicely done"

submission: The Ballad of CrippleKane

date: June 28, 2009

Spaghetti Western meets Samurai Jack. Nice.

Score: 9

"Song at the end..."

submission: Ackbar : Church

date: June 18, 2009

...instant classic!

When's the next season start? Three days?

Score: 8

"Depressing..."

submission: reuter

date: June 14, 2009

If only news media could make money based on their level of information provided rather than the amount of ad space they allow.