PsYcH0B0YTiM's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ackbar : Thunderdonk]

Outstanding delivery, yet again

While this flash loaded, I hoped to myself "Gee, it would just totally make my day if there was a Queen Latifah reference/joke in this movie I'm about to watch!". When the end credits started rolling, I did everything in my power to hold back the tears due to my extreme disappointment. Suddenly, to my amazement, there it was in all its glory.

Thank you Ackbar, for delaying my inevitable suicide for another day.

P.S. I am pregnant with a Queen Latifah!

MeatwadSprite responds:

When she is born she only has a week to live, but is also a billionare. (The Bucket List)

[Space Noodles - Pilot]

Great start to the series!

You should definitely continue this into a series. It has a lot of potential. Love your art style, just need to work on the lip-syncing a bit. Great choice of music, by the way!

Oh, in the scene when he's looking through the space ship for stuff and he grabs all sorts of random stuff (bender's head, etc) was that origami unicorn a nod to Blade Runner?

Keep it up,
-T.

cronobreaker responds:

Yeah I'd really like to when I get some time to, but for now i'm going to work on some basic priciples before starting on the next project:)

And yeah it was a BR reference;P

[Midnight Visit]

Scared the shit outta my stepson.

Watched it twice.

First time made him jump.

Second time made him cry.

He's 2.

I'm cruel.

GoatmanGADs responds:

athough not very critical, this is my favorite review so far

[Command & Conquer TE]

TOTALLY...FUCKING...AWESOME!

As a HUGE fan of the C&C series, I'd like to say that it's about damn time somebody made a worthy tribute !

This movie brought back memories from 15 years ago or so...the original C&C came out in '93, right? I think....

Now, on to the Flash itself:

Excellent graphics...superb use of sprites (and I don't usually like sprite movies).
Voice-acting was hilarious and sounded crystal clear. As for the music...well...Frank Klepacki is the fuckin' man!
The humor in this movie derives from the game itself (i.e. Harvester taking a "shortcut" straight through the enemy base, the unfairness of the GDI's Ion Cannon, and the shittiness of the Nod's nuke) so people who have not played the game cannot relate to it, and will thus find it unfunny. However, I laughed my ass off.

Overall, this movie rocked! Thank you for a nice piece of nostalgia, too. 5'd.

I always try to make an effort to write a lengthy if not helpful review, and this has surely been long enough.
Cheers!
-T.

Killerratte responds:

Thanks, long reviews are awesome.

Yeah, the harvester thing was something i came up with after thinking about old C&C problems. Did you notice that the Ion cannon got hit by the nuke, and that was the actual thing that caused the explosion. Also, you should know that you only saw 60 % of the movie content ... ehehehe.

I actually thought the Nod nuke was very devastating, compared to the Red Alert one (that thing was a goddamn joke).

[Rise of Alfred]

Holy Mary, mother of God...

Throughout the entire movie, I honestly didn't know whether to be laughing hysterically or fearing for my life. A little bit of both...actually, a LOT of both. Cuz this insanity had me rollin with laughter.

It's certainly the kind of sick, twisted, demented humor that most people seem to be afraid of. I, however, love that kind of stuff, and respect those that appreciate comedy that pushes the envelope.

I just have one question: where did you get your inspiration?

Crazy shit...crazy crazy shit...loved it! I'll be looking forward to seeing more of your work.

-T.

emily-youcis responds:

OH THANK YOU ALL, FRIENDS!! i did not know people could respond to reviews, but i guess they can.

My inspiration was, well 1st off, the Glorious Powerful Beauty of Beethoven's 7th symphony 2nd movement id THEE most dictatory song ever, i couldn't have asked for a better song for this film.

I also have been quite enthused about hitler and stalin's minds, because i want to find out the motives behind some of the biggest and most influential monsters in history - and for anyone who's every done shit. Stalin got beat severely by his father, Hitler was a closet homo, Alfred was neglected and alone.

In every sadistic power-starved dictator there's a little Alfred just wanting to be loved, and that's what i wanted to show.

[The Stranger Forest]

Simply breathtaking!

The animation, the audio, the plot, the theme...all of it just fit together to form what I believe to be one of the best movies on newgrounds.

I could go on and on about my personal take on the meaning behind this brilliant work of art, or I could discuss the subtle nuances of detail in the character animation that gave everything so much depth without so much as a single spoken word in the entire piece. But...I'll let other viewers find out for themselves.

In closing...this movie deserves to be on the all-time top 50 on this site!

-T.

Belka responds:

Thank you! I try to keep all my movies free of any dialogue and I'm glad you liked it this way :)

[Guy from the Sky]

Excellent, original style!

Glad to see people are still making fresh and original ideas on NG! Unfortunately, I'm sure this movie won't get the recognition it deserves, seeing how it's short and has no death, mayhem, and destruction, as well as a style of humor most people find hard to swallow.

The fact that this flick has a paper-thin plot doesn't mean it's bad. Quite the contrary. However many people on this site will disagree with me... I just think it leaves you room for expansion.

Oh, and the music went perfectly!

Can't wait to see more crazy adventures of that little bugger!

Peace.
-T.

2ndself responds:

Many thanks for such an amazing review. It realy makes my otherwise mediochre day to see someone make such a polite, well worded, and realy long review on this submition.

Many thanks, I'm realy glad you liked it.

[Stalingrad 1942]

Maaaaaay-be...

Excellent movie, but what gave you the 5 was the music. Somebody likes Fallout...

-T.

Sgt-Mac responds:

I hope it wasn't just the music... But, great game isn't it? Fallout intros are possibly the best ones I've ever seen.

[Blub]

Mediocre at best but...

...you have potential. Keep practicin'.

Also, it would have been cooler if you made the movie "loop"...like when the fish got caught in the chest, you make another fish come along, starting the whole movie over again. Does that make any sense? God, I hope...

-T.

wilker responds:

I considered doing that, but i wanted it to fadely focus on why the fish keep getting trapped.

Thanks!

[Ehh... Wha?]

That was kickass!

Remind of a...well. let's just call it an "experience" I had, if ya get my meaning, heh heh.

Good work. Excellent music choice.
Peace.

-T.

MiddleFingerRings responds:

Hey... where... where you the guy dressed all in black, with the stork legs in the alley? 'Cause if you were, wow. That was a wild night. :S

Thanks.